Eric Lynn (ha ha Lynn)
Below I have compiled a list of Products and or Services I think you may find helpful.. while trying to regain your manhood.
1. Rogaine- Dont be ashamed that your balding, Many Mid to Upper 20 yeard old suffer from Male Pattern Baldness. Ok So maybe not many, I just through that in there, so that you would feel better about being Young and already balding.
2. ProActiv- Jessica Simpson endorses this Acne Blocker cream. Now I know you have a lot of problems with breakouts, whiteheads, and blackheads. Most likley due to not cleasing your face (or body) properly, on a day to day basis. Eric, if your not going to shower, then your just going to have to deal with the consequnces. Such as your acne ridden face. Now I know Many of you out there think, But Sara, if hes 27 and balding should he really be having problems with breakouts? Hes not a girl..he doesnt wear makeup, he doesnt drink so its not the yeast causing these uflattering blemsishes, on his already haggard face... No folks simply put the man cant wash properly.
3. 1-800-Pre-Teen- The number for your local pedifile counseling agency. As such a regal and noble "master of social work" I would think you would know the strict laws this country has on Statutory Rape.. but since you still get kicks by baiting little girls to follow you around and idolize you, lie for you, sneak for you, come up with ridiculous rumors about people youve never met and spread them around for your own sick enjoyment.. I figured it may be time we get you some help, some professional help.
Finally- I suggest you find some sort of hobbie, that doesnt include wasting countless hours in your "adult" life in front of your computer. I know many of your sexual realtionships were found on the internet. I know most of your time is soaked up, trying to track down my boyfriend to expose the "so-called" truth. I think you could maybe try out for a sport, build a model. Heck, take up painting anything to provide you with some sort of social interaction which doesnt include a keyboard. Im sure being 27, an addictions therapist, it is overwhelming for you to admit, that you dont know me, never met me, never even until now known what I look like, find it rather hard to admit that you were played. You were, and the sooner you realize that my friends and I took enjoyment watching you, toil around and swoon over something my friend that didnt exsist. You found internet love and made it into a sick reality. your pathetic and worthless, and will most likley die alone.
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1.) Male Pattern Baldness
2.) Reoccuring Acne
3.) Almost Complete Extinction of the Upper Lip